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If you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism.

Cornelius Lindsey (via 69andpregnant)

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goatblood:

coryy:

who in the fucking world

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the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

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pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

dragondances:

getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny

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pinxiedust:

grawly:

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*I AM DYING*

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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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